Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Be sure to wash your hands.
I don't know exactly what. Maybe makes things smell nice. Ok, I'm grossed out again.
My mother didn't know what one was. Maybe it's placement in the urinal in a port-o-let threw her off. All I remember is her telling us one by one to "Remember to wash your hands. It's so dirty in there."
Funny thing is none of us could recall a sink with soap.
So I asked her. "Mom, where exactly did you see a place to wash your hands?" She replied, "There's a little sink with pink soap. No water but it's better than nothing."
Ok, gagging again.
I gotta go...