Turning the mundane into funny...Just for your reading pleasure. What the hell is she pointing at?
Monday, July 18, 2011
Pooky was my friend...
I had lots of pets as a kid. My earliest recollection of a favorite pet was named Pooky (1973-1975). Behold...a stock photo of what I can best recall my pet gerbil looked like...I know...take a moment. Look at all its features...agile...quick...fluffy....fascinating little gal isn't she? I think it's a girl. At least I don't recall Pooky having balls*.
Anyway...I was an only child for the equivalent of 15 minutes of my life. Maybe my parents thought I needed a friend until my 5 additional siblings came into the picture. I don't recall how Pooky came to be. Just remember going into my playroom one day and there she was....scratching in the corner of her terrarium.
I thought Pooky and I shared a special bond. My parents would smile when I came down to announce I was having a sleepover at Pooky's house. I'd take some blankets to her room and spent many a sleepless night in there listening to her incessant scratching...she was so restless! And that damn wheel of hers...Every third rotation I'd hear a tired, "Squeeee, squeeee..."
I held Pooky...once. She bit me. That was the one and only time I pet her before she died 6 months later. For some reason I wasn't too broken up about it. Put her into a yellow margarine bowl and buried her in a shallow grave...
"Bye Pooky!" was all I really said as I passed a few neighborhood cats...I thought at the time they were a little sad too...
Then went shopping for my next pet who would be named Trixie.
(*Anyone know if gerbils have testes? Now I'm curious...)
Outta here...
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I had a salamander and one day I invited some friends over after school to check out said salamander. I grabbed him and was showing him off when my mother, horrified, realized he was dead.
ReplyDeleteApparently I went on and on about how well-trained he was as I flopped him around in various positions.
I don't know why, but it was something about the yellow margarine tub that cracked me up. RIP, Pooky!
Smedette - haha...dead salamander. I guess rigor mortis had not set in, right? Is that how you say that? When animals and people get all stiff?
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